Oppo Confessional

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 12/16/2014 at 18:34 • Filed to: None

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Basically this photo describes me.

I'm not ashamed

jariten1781 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/16/2014 at 18:36

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Solution: Gift bags.

Bonus, reuse them every year. Laziness incarnate

505Turbeaux > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/16/2014 at 18:37

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this is me too, you should see how bad it is. I also cannot figure out how to braid anything. Not part of my skill set

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > 505Turbeaux 12/16/2014 at 18:39

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Back when I had an afro, one of the first 5 questions I would ask women I meet was "do you braid black hair?"

true story

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/16/2014 at 18:40

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"I was just wrapping it into a Countach.."

Chase > 505Turbeaux 12/16/2014 at 18:40

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Last thing I braided was food. It was excellent

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 12/16/2014 at 18:42

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Youtube bro, youtube.

been there with ex-girlfriends little cousins. That and having 3 sisters....

505Turbeaux > JGrabowMSt 12/16/2014 at 18:43

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I have 2 daughters and a sister. No clue

Taylor Hedgie > 505Turbeaux 12/16/2014 at 18:45

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Gift wrap paper is comprised of pure christmas witchcraft. You will never have that feel of having perfect crisp corners, or ever having enough paper to fold, or...It's just madness.

ranwhenparked > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/16/2014 at 18:45

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Yeah, that's pretty much my wrapping skill level. Except I can do like 2 corners perfectly fine, and the other 6 will be total disasters.

My rationale is that if its going to be ripped apart anyway, who really cares?

desertdog5051 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/16/2014 at 18:47

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I'm not seeing the problem.

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 12/16/2014 at 18:54

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Haha, I'll teach you when we finally manage to meet up sometime. It's a lot easier than it sounds. I also gift-wrap better than my girlfriend.

#proatlife

505Turbeaux > JGrabowMSt 12/16/2014 at 18:57

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deal

orcim > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/17/2014 at 01:50

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My brother and I had left home, but he'd left his right front Dodge (small) truck fender in the garage. Mom and Dad really wanted him to remove it, so I got one of those heavy double boxes from the dealer and used a 10lbs maul to mash it into something manageable and wrapped it meticulously for a present. He didn't know what it was, and after opening, there was about 7-8 seconds of intense processing until the light dawned. Best wrap job ever.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/17/2014 at 10:30

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I wrap presents like that and fundamentally cannot open an envelop cleanly.

CalzoneGolem > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/18/2014 at 15:40

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"No, I only braid red hair."

-SnapUndersteer is not Italian